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Queen of England

Current Mood: I miss my fool!
Current Musik: Milch <- Runneth over and over in my head

Laura went home on thursday! *sniffle* I really miss her. It's terrible having your best friend live in a country on the other side of the world. I see her for a month and then go five months without her! It's really heart-wrenching. Especially because we used to do everything together all day everyday and now I'm alone again. I know I'll see her soon though. Hopefully as soon as possible. On a lighter note of Laura, she is my offical Fool now. You see, over the week I became the Queen of 16th century England. My husband, King Richard, is an abusive drunk who lives after the lifestyle of Henry VIII. Not very peachy. Now, I hated my husband and it was a simple Queen/King relationship cause he was such a jerk. He could sleep with anyone but I had to be obidient and smile at him. Pssh! So, then comes Laura, the Fool. (who hasn't been named yet because he's male and Laura isn't a male name ^^") So Laura's story was that she was escorting the Prince of Scotland to England to meet with the King when the Prince had a sudden fall to his death off of his horse. The Fool, worried that he would be beheaded for not safetly escorting the Prince, disguised himself as the prince and ventured onward to England. One night while I (the Queen who was named Alice by the way) was hiding from my husband because he had just returned from a council meeting drunk and slapped me across the face a few times. The Fool came along in his prince like manor and befriended me since then. The rest of it is more like I got smart and ditched my abusive King husband for a sweet and loving Fool who may not have really been a prince but loved me for who I was and was loyal and truthful! Ahh happy endings! B. Rachel is to be Duchess of Wales, my mother (since I came from Wales.. :D) T. Rachel wont pick a title cause she's too stubborn so I called her the King of England. She's my stuck up abusive husband until she picks something better so I'm not forced to hate her! :) (<3's to you Rach! I'm just playing around) I think I'm going to turn this little thingy into an actually story! More ideas keep coming into my head! But the Fool needs a name, hmm maybe Gavine? *shrug* Do you think I can work on Jezebel and this one at the same time!? *laughlaugh*

Ooo! And look at the pretty new layout! I made it! I knew I wasn't going to find an Elisabeth layout so I knew I would have to make one. Here it is! And for those of you who don't know German, Der Letzte Tanz means "The Last Dance". Its the song that Death sings when he's mad about Elisabether getting married to Franz-Joseph, the kaiser of Austria. All because he LOOOOVES her. Ahh.. poor Death! Anywho, this satisfied my need! <3

~Queen of England

P.S. Philippa Gregory is now my new favourite author! The Other Boleyn Girl is like the best book I've ever read! I'm in love with it! Hooray for George! And Sir Francis cause whats a George Boleyn without Sir Francis!? And of course Mary and William! <3

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